Oh the Cleverness of Me

I'm on my high school's dance team, and with many other dance teams, we do head stands a lot. What most people don't know is that repeatedly doing headstands on hardwood floors has some nasty side affects, namely a throbbing headache, sensitivity of the scalp, and dandruff like snow on Christmas morning. The latter symptom chose to manifest itself in my third period class today, and due to my own lack of ability to endure that level of humiliation, I chose to come home from school early. As you can imagine, I really feel good about myself at the moment. (not that my self-esteem depends on whether or not I have dandruff. still it's a stupid reason to be home from school.)